Curse

Vengeance · Aug 02, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23

**JOOOOYYY**

Once again the community rallies around one of their own ... yes ... yes ... I need all of you to come assist me here in my office ... I'll be the one by the front door handing out the nerf bats ...

Stoopid users ... they think they DESERVE e-mail ... I'LL tell them what they deserve ...

BrandonIT · Aug 02, 2005, 06:43 PM // 18:43

You should've seen the Dilbert strip yesterday, Vengeance. Mordac strikes again.

Just remember: "Monitors are for users with poor memory."

Vengeance · Aug 02, 2005, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Dang your perpetually moving head-bobbing bird? gaaa?

Someone actually saw that and THOUGHT of me ... it was on my desk this morning ... and it's not like this person leaves me Dilbert cartoons all the time ... just ... THAT one ... reminded them ... of me ...

... exxxxxcellent ...

d4nowar · Aug 02, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32

Speaking of Dilbert... anyone remember the TV show?

Swampgirl Inez · Aug 02, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44

got it on dvd

EchoSex · Aug 02, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

*Loudly munches on some roasted peanuts, aimlessly looking around the room. Suddenly stops and drops the can* Oh my god... I'm getting fat again. *Kicks the can down the street* I HATE YOU PEANUTS. I HATE YOU. *Runs home and crys 'cause he was a fat kid and sucked at sports*.

BrandonIT · Aug 02, 2005, 09:40 PM // 21:40

Good protein in peanuts.

I like peanuts. The unsalted kind is better for you, but I'm not really worried about my blood pressure.

Raisins are another good snack.

My personal favorite snacking item though is vanilla wafers.

EchoSex · Aug 02, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53

I try not to snack or anything. I've lost 60 pounds when I was a teen, and decided I would NEVER go back to being what I was. I didn't like having boobies, like Dan's avatar. My blood presure is still kinda poop from being big back then, but it's not like I get a heartattack from running. If I'm scared though, I get pains.

--EDIT--

Yeah, I wanted to see if anyone could certify this for me. I go this art bid website to sell my work or do comissions for some extra cash as a Graphic Designer. Its DEFENTLY not something I could do for a living, but it's nice to have some extra money to play around with. WELL, I was scrolling though the pages, looking to see if anyone was selling something worth bidding on, when I saw something that shocked me... "Selling: 30 minutes on webcam with me!" I clicked on it to see what exactly it meant, and sure enough, this girl, who looked to not even be 20, was selling herself on her webcam. She said 50 bucks would get her in a suggestive pose or something, and 70 bucks would get you XXX crap. So please tell me, anyone, am I wrong for thinking thats prostitution be definition? I'm pretty sure it'll be taken off the website, since it IS an art site, but I gotta know if I'm crazy for being so awestruck at this.

d4nowar · Aug 02, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59

You must mean my old avatar... because this one is a harmless lobster.

Swampgirl Inez · Aug 02, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40

I don't know about prostitution because she is obviously not selling real life sex. Maybe a porn or indecency or if she's underage, delinquency or something like that. Depends on where she is too, there could be smut laws in the area. But no, I would not call what she is doing 'art'.

EchoSex · Aug 02, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44

Well, maybe if you saw what the whole thing said, and saw the pics. I mean this girl was YOUNG, and was a US resident according to her info. I'll email anyone who wants to see a screenshot of the auction page, but I'm not posting it here.

PieXags · Aug 03, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Reminds me of the girl who's mother was deathly ill, and they didn't have the money to pay for the proper care for her. So the daughter went and put up her virginity for auction, and the highest bidder would win the rights to sleep with her. Some guy caught word of it and bid something like a million dollars, knowing that nobody would outbid him, he said that if she was going to do it, it should be with someone who'd treat her right or something like that. She didn't go through with it. I don't really remember what happened to her mom...meh. Whatever.

People are weird.

And I'm awesome. (and delicious)

EchoSex · Aug 03, 2005, 02:21 AM // 02:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

Reminds me of the girl who's mother was deathly ill, and they didn't have the money to pay for the proper care for her. So the daughter went and put up her virginity for auction, and the highest bidder would win the rights to sleep with her. Some guy caught word of it and bid something like a million dollars, knowing that nobody would outbid him, he said that if she was going to do it, it should be with someone who'd treat her right or something like that. She didn't go through with it. I don't really remember what happened to her mom...meh. Whatever.

People are weird.

And I'm awesome. (and delicious)

Yes, very delicious *Throws you into a pit* IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN. And yes, people are wierd. Isnt that right, Precious? *Kisses his dog*

EmperorTippy · Aug 03, 2005, 03:43 AM // 03:43

yah I'm home. And back to my dedicated T1 line (was installed over my "vacation"). Dial-up is the devil

d4nowar · Aug 03, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

I found an activity for the rest of the summer. I'm going to make a decent looking website. Well, two actually. Since I am a halfway decent photoshopist already, I figured I could spice up some pages with some nice image maps and stuff.

Some might tell me to use flash, because it is WTFPWNAGE. I hate sites that use flash too much. They are hell on dial-up. And I used dial-up for at least 10 years of my life. I want to be nice to the slower users.

EmperorTippy · Aug 03, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55

no be mean. If everyone is mean to them then they will dump dialup and I will never have to suffer through that again.

SOT · Aug 03, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57

I just ate a popsicle shaped like a char axefiend, which I made from an aluminum cutout and some coolaid.

Yes, my pitiful nerdism is horrifying.

No, I care not

EmperorTippy · Aug 03, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01

you are now as nerdy as they come. correction: at a soccer match I went to cause some of my friends were playing this heavy fat kid with real thick glasses ran on to the field screaming LEEROYYYYYYY Jenkinsssssssss and then got in his car and left.

d4nowar · Aug 03, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTippy

you are now as nerdy as they come. correction: at a soccer match I went to cause some of my friends were playing this heavy fat kid with real thick glasses ran on to the field screaming LEEROYYYYYYY Jenkinsssssssss and then got in his car and left.

I can see that happening. Oh wait... I have... Thousands of times... Everywhere... GAAAH.

chalt2 · Aug 03, 2005, 04:56 AM // 04:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonIT

My personal favorite snacking item though is vanilla wafers.

*covers eyes*

NEVER speak of the arch nemisis to my waist line, never utter the name of the golden cookie....It calls to me ...I must resist, someone help me

*starts screaming and flailing arms about and runs out of the room*